A strange bash of things

[shiromirai]

Title: The Common Craving
Original Fic
Characters/Pairings: Celosia / Nikolai & Payne / Hugues
Rating: PG -13
Word Count: 1,742
Notes: This is an original universe I just started so there are probably problems galore. This was originally a couple of drabbles and a longer piece but I've tried to connect it together. Any criticism, suggestions, etc. will be lovely, and please do tell me which parts you found funny and which parts the joke just falls flat.
Summary: By far, the common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. ~Phyllis Diller

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